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Thursday, November 27, 2008
Making Good Coffee Is a Lot Like Making Good Love
Making coffee is an art that should be approached with the same degree of anticipation and ardor as the art of making love: The real trick is to go about it with a slight degree of detachment, but bring to it as many senses as possible.
always use clean utensils; take your time; serve the ladies first.
Here is a popul
ar form of the French press:
To make good coffee with the French Press, start with really good coffee, properly roasted and freshly ground. My personal taste (literally) starts with Peet's = I would like to use their Kilimanjaro, but it isn't always available, but I find that the Kenya Auction Lot is the next best thing. The grind is coarser than you use for drip, but just tell the Peet's people you want to use it with a French Press and they know how to do it.
Like making love, making coffee this way takes time and some concentration, but the results can be fabulous. Use 2 heaping tablespoons of the coffee for each 6 ounces of the brew and drop it in the bottom of the press. Measure the water, using a Pyrex thingy, after it has whistled in your pot = that way you get the proper measure and also allow the water to cool down slightly from its boiling state. Now, whip the water and coffee with a wooden spoon (or a chopstick!!) until a lovely brown foam known as crema is formed on the surface. Put the top on and push down until the screen device is just under the mixture in the press. Set a timer for 3 minutes. Then, press all the way down and serve. If properly done, you will be rewarded with the crema floating on top. Looks and tastes great. Like making love, timing is important.
Crèma is the lovely, golden foam of coffee oils that covers the brew of coffee make with a French Press. Thick with aroma and flavor, it is the sign of proper coffee extraction.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Waiting for the sleeping pill to kick in . . .
Waiting For The Sleeping Pill To Kick In
There are times at night, lying in bed waiting for my evening sleeping pill to kick in, all the flotsam and jetsam of memories past float in at random and I remember some things I had hoped I had tossed away forever. Things I had done and things I had left undone.
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The 1930's began with the death of my mother and ended with Hitler invading
It was just a question of time before we got involved in the war. What was the sense of trying to do anything about my life. Before I could even think about it, I had a draft number, relatively safe for a while. Then, one Sunday in December I was coaching a basketball team in
I volunteered for the army on January 1st, 1942, with the understanding that I qualified for Officer Candidate School (OCS) but I needed about three months as a private, then a sergeant before I could apply. By the middle of March, I had passed all the requirements and was on the way to
I need to slow down here because lots of stuff was going on. I was going to be married on March 21. My father showed up and he insisted that we have lunch together before the wedding because he wanted to tell me something important.
My father remains a shadowy figure in my life. I never really got to know him. I do know that he went through a lot of money being rich, then poor, then rich, then I really don’t know. My basic feeling was being an abandoned child. In any case, we went to an Italian restaurant in
So, we nibbled on some ravioli with sauteed chicken liver and onion in an olive oil and tomato sauce that was the specialty of the house. My father had some boilermakers (whiskey with beer on the side). He had a funny, twisted smile on his face, but said nothing. I waited. What was so important? What was he about to reveal to me? What family secret for life? Nothing forthcoming. After another drink, he seemed ready to talk. “Be a good boy,” he said. That was it. I drove him back to Edith’s house in
Before leaving for OCS in
Jackie Barnett:
In the late 1980's I was in southern
It was Sunday morning and I got there on time, but Jackie had to open a locked gate to let me in to the boat landings. We did the
I don’t know what kind of boat I expected a
There was a football game on each of the TV’s. One of the phones rang just as we got into the boat. Jackie excused himself and answered the call. I could tell it was all about gambling on one of the games. He said he was putting two bills on the Rams to lose. Then, he hung up. He asked about my family and I asked about his. He excused himself as he watched the TV. He picked up the phone and said that he was going to put “nickel’s worth” on the Bears. It was Jackie’s third divorce that he was just finished with, he told me. Another phone call came and he made some more bets. How is your sister I asked for I remembered he had one and he called her a Yenta.
He went to a small refrigerator and took out a coke and a thick, fatty pastrami sandwich (talk about a heart attack on a plate!) and asked if I wanted any. I declined, but thanked him. I asked if this diet was okay with his heart doctor. He munched and spoke into the phone several more times, but never answered my question.
I managed to get to talk to him a little. I know that there had been rumors that Jimmy Durante had gotten mad at him because Jackie had hocked a diamond studded ring Jimmy had given him, supposedly to get some cash to cover a bet in
It was getting to be the time for me to leave. We embraced and as I was leaving, he asked a curious thing, “Tell me, was I a happy child?” I looked at him and told him that as far as I remembered he was surely a fun-loving guy. I left.
We were both about eleven years old when we met. His family lived in an apartment house on the corner of
We had a friend in common, Donny Markowitz, who lived a couple of houses to the east of the apartment house. Donny kept pigeons in a coop he built in yard at the rear of his house. The three of us spent a lot of time watching the pigeons mate, have eggs, hatching chicks in time. Afterward I would walk home with Jackie along side. He was short, had black curly hair, and a nice face. He could do impressions of movie stars and celebrities. I’d say, “Do Edward G. Robinson,” and it sounded just like him (“Listen here, kid”). He had James Cagney (“Take that, you punk”) and Wallace Berry (“Aw, shucks, kid”) in his repertoire and could trot them out on command. But, best of all, he did Jimmy Durante. He knew every song that the Schnoz sang. He was funny. Years later, Mr. Durante saw Jackie perform in a small nightclub in northern
Jackie was a member of our Spartan Club, and once, in a close election, he managed to make me the president. He did this with the flair of a theatrical trickster. He held the hat for the votes to be dropped in, and he palmed one of the votes that he knew was against me and had put an extra vote for me concealed in the hatband which he dropped into the hat. The votes were counted, I was the presumed winner, and the opposition called it a foul as they reconstructed their votes. Jackie just laughed at them and said the count was right. I was mortified, but being president of the Spartans was pretty important to me at the time. So much for a career in politics.
When we were about sixteen years old, a bunch of the guys we knew would gather in the cellar of Eli Selman=s house where the family billiard table had been converted into a craps table and a former round dining room table was used for poker. There were only soft drinks allowed. Most of the guys smoked . Eli was more than a year older than us and he was big. He would go from table to table taking his cut, about a dollar from each pot. Nobody complained. If you didn’t like it, don’t come back. He was also a numbers runner.
Jackie was hooked on craps. He knew every possible betting combination and the game had honest odds. He had a fistful of dollars and he got all revved up on just the rush the game gave him. He would say to me, “Hey, this is fun.” He had a nice smile.
Eli was a good host and provided sandwiches (for a price) for the players. He would say to Jackie, “Want somethin to eat?” Jackie would always say, “How about a nice big pastrami on rye!”
The boy is father to the man.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
My Mom The Flapper in the 1920's

My Mother, the Flapper:
I was born at the end of the 19-teens. My life can be conveniently divided in the decades of the twentieth century (and hopefully extended to the twenty-first). The first ten years of my life were with my mother, father, and a sister (I didn’t like, but that’s another tale) under very pleasant conditions. Prohibition of liquor was in force, so my father, the bootlegger, became very wealthy. We had a Pierce Arrow (with chauffeur), an apartment house (with elevator) named after me (with my cousin, Irving), a pony (with a wicker basket cart) kept at a house on the seashore of New Jersey, made trips to Atlantic City (including one despite my bout of mumps), and many outings to the circus when it was in New York City.
My mother was tall and cut a very nice figure. In keeping with her times, she was a flapper of the twenties. Her skirts were cut on the bias and her right knee, clad in the finest silk stocking, was visible. She walked with an I-don=t-care attitude. She had bobbed hair and at times wore the felt cloche hats that were the style. She had her group of cronies, all cut from the same cloth, basically formed as a bridge playing group of well-to-do young ladies. I remember seeing a particular photograph of them all lined up in order of height (my mom the tallest), each hiking up their skirts to show some thigh as well as kneecap. And all bearing a naughty (Clara Bow) smile that said, “Here we are, take us, love us, or leave us”
Bridge day was special for our house when it was her turn to be hostess. Mom always ordered individual bridge score cards with colored tassels on them and a souvenir pencil stub. Bridge tables were arranged in the living room and the dining room table was moved aside for one more bridge table. Her best bridge day recipe for the ladies was her own made creamed mushrooms that she poured into very buttery pastry shells. She ordered the pastry shells from a local bakery on
There was always champagne and strawberries and brown sugar for the bridge parties. We had a black Steinway Baby Grand in the living room. My sister took classical music lessons, but I was given jazz piano lessons. I had absolutely no ear for music of any kind, but this didn’t stop Mom from enlisting me to jazz up the party. I know I felt embarrassed, but the ladies would lean over the piano with champagne glasses and ebony cigarette holders and sing along. They either didn’t know anything about jazz or they were very polite. But they smiled a lot.
There was a black, fringed, silk throw over the piano. It had an embroidered red rose with green leaves in the center. I mention this, because one of my fondest memories of my mother is the time I got out of bed in the middle of the night because the music and laughter coming from the living room was very loud. I went down the hallway and opened the glass door and peeked in. A lot of guests were there for a Saturday night party (that usually lasted until dawn). There was my mom in her silk chemise with the silk piano throw around her shoulders and she was doing the Charleston Hop. She was laughing with her bright red lipstick smile and all the guys and ladies were cheering her on. It’s nice to have that memory, because by the end of the nineteen-twenties she was dead, age 36.
My mother had gotten a form of heart disease (rheumatic heart) that is easily cured with today’s medicines such as a sulpha drug. She was told, after my sister was born, not to try to have any more children because of her condition. Then, sometime before Armistice Day in 1918, I was conceived. She laughed off all those nutty doctors. This was her body and she wanted me a lot. I, for one, am glad.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Max That Cat Finds Romance

Max, That Cat, loves to keep up with the stock market.
New chapter about Max = finds romance:
MAX, THAT CAT,
HAS A BIG ROMANCE
GOING
WITH THAT
GLAMOROUS
LADY-CAT
WHO LIVES
THREE DOORS DOWN.
SHE HAS LONG SILKY
BLACK FUR
AND A WINDING FLUFFY
BLACK TAIL
THAT WIGGLES
WHEN SHE STRUTS HER STUFF.
SO MAX, THAT CAT,
FALLS FOR HER
BATTING EYELASHES
AND HER COME-ON
SMILE.
MAX, THAT CAT,
PLAYS IT REAL COOL
AND SIDLES UP TO HER
AND I COULD SWEAR
SHE GIVES HIM THOSE
GOO-GOO EYES
AND SWAYS SLOWLY AWAY.
"OH,MAAAAX,"
SHE SEEMS TO SAY,
"DON'T YOU REALLY CARE
FOR ME , DAHLING?"
MAX, THAT CAT,
WHO HAD BEEN SOMEWHAT ALTERED
BY HIS PEDIATRICIAN
SOMETIME PRIOR TO THIS,
REPLIES
"OH, I DO CARE,
BUT
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY!!"
"MEOOW, MAX,"
SHE CRIES WISTFULLY,
"CAN YOU IMAGINE
HOW CUTE OUR KITTENS
MIGHT HAVE BEEN?"
"WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN,
MIGHT HAVE BEEN,"
SAYS MAX, THAT CAT,
"BUT,
CAN'T WE STILL BE
JUST FRIENDS,
AND WATCH HOLES
IN THE GROUND
TOGETHER
EVERY NOW AND THEN?"
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Max That Cat!
In The Beginning
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everal years ago,during a fit of what can only by described as a severe joint mental lapse, it seems in retrospect, my Fair Lady (hereafter, referred to on occasion as MFL) and I decided that we should have a house cat. So, we began to scan the local newspaper classified ads for pets.
My Fair Lady pursued an offer to give away one of a large litter of cats of unknown father-hood since the mother cat had been known to bestow her favors upon all comers — and we are told there were multitudes.
The catch was that the cats were up in a house in the foothills of the Sierra mountians. But, the wonan said that she would bring them down to our valley when they got a little older. She took our name and address and promised to call us.
Sometime after this, on a Saturday afternoon, I recall, My Fair Lady AND I WERE SIPPING VODKA GIMLETS ON OUR REAR DECK OVERLOOKING THE FIRST FAIRWAY OF THE GOLF COURSE WITHIN THE COMPOUND IN WHICH WE LIVE, WHEN THE PHONE RANG. MFL INSISTED THAT I BE THE DESIGNATED PHONE CADDY. I ANSWERED WITH A FUZZY HELLO. THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION TOOK PLACE AS BEST AS I CAN RECALL:
"THIS IS THE SECURITY GATE. THERE IS A LISA BOWEN HERE TO SEE YOU."
I DON'T KNOW ANY LISA BOWEN AND TOLD HIM SO. THEN, THE LIGHT BULB WENT OFF IN MY HEAD. THE CAT LADY!
"WAIT," I SAID, "ASK HER IF SHE HAS ANY CATS IN HER CAR."
I HEAR HIM ASK, "DO YOU HAVE ANY CATS WITH YOU?"
"NO," THE LADY REPLIES.
THE SECURITY GUARD IS NOT TO BE PUT OFF SO EASILY SINCE PERHAPS I DID NOT WANT ANYONE WITH CATS TO BE ALLOWED IN AND HIS DUTY IS TO PROTECT MY WISHES.
"ARE YOU SURE? WHAT 'S THAT IN THE BACK SEAT? LOOK'S LIKE A CAT TO ME."
"THAT IS A DOG."
"LOOKS LIKE A CAT TO ME."
"SIR, I HAVE HAD THIS DOG FOR TEN YEARS, AND IT IS A DOG. I KNOW WHAT CATS ARE AND THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A CAT. IT IS A DOG!"
NOW THE SECURITY GUARD RETURNS TO THE PHONE AND ME.
"SHE SAYS IT AIN'T A CAT."
"WHAT THE HELL," I SAY, "LET HER IN ANYHOW."
I RELATE TO MY FAIR LADY THE STRANGE CONVERSATION AND THE FRONT DOORBELL RINGS. MFL ANSWERS.
I HEAR THE FOLLOWING:
"LISA!"
"KAY, THAT IS SOME SECURITY SYSTEM YOU HAVE HERE. THAT GUY CAN'T TELL A CAT FROM A DOG."
OH, GOD, THEY KNOW EACH OTHER. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT LISA IS IN CHARGE OF THE SUNDAY SCHOOL AND KAY IS ONE OF THE TEACHERS. IT SEEMS THAT LISA WAS DELIVERING THE LESSON PLANS THAT MFL, ALSO KNOWN AS KAY AND MY FAIR LADY, HAS ASKED HER TO BE KIND ENOUGH TO BRING OVER.
I TRY TO MAKE AMENDS BY OFFERING TO SHARE OUR GIMLETS.
"AND," SNIFFS LISA, "I DON'T DRINK."
SO SAYING, SHE TURNS SMARTLY ON HER HEEL AND WALKS OUT FOLLOWED BY MY FAIR LADY, APOLOGIZING ALL THE WAY TO THE CAR FROM WHICH I HEAR A DOG BARK.
THINGS ARE RATHER BLEaK IN THE OLD HOUSEHOLD FOR SEVERAL DAYS AFTERWARD. BUT, I CAN RELY ON TIME, THE GREAT HEALER, AND SOONER OR LATER THINGS RETURN TO NORMAL, OR WHAT PASSES FOR NORMAL IN OUR LIVES.
EVENTUALLY, WE GIVE UP ON THE CAT LADY WITH THE FREEBIE CATS, AND DECIDE TO BUY -- GOD BLESS US FOR WE SHALL NEED HIM -- a SIAMESE KITTEN. SO, ON ANOTHER SATURDAY, WE TRAVEL ABOUT 25 MILES TO A CAT HOUSE. IT SEEMS THERE ARE TWO KITTENS OF THE LITTER REMAINING, ONE A FEMALE, THE OTHER A MALE. THESE CATS ARE NUTTY BEASTS, BALLS OF FAUN COLORED FUR, SCURRYING HERE, THERE, UP A TREE OUTSIDE THE DOOR. HOW CUTE. HOW ADORABLE. MY FAIR LADY PICKS UP ONE. IT PURRS. SHE PICKS UP THE OTHER. IT PURRS.
"WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT, MY DEAR," I ASK.
"WHICH DO YOU WANT"
"NO, WHICH DO YOU WANT. YOUR CHOICE."
I MEAN, I HAVE BEEN IN THIS GAME OF MARRIAGE TOO LONG TO BE SADDLED WITH WITH WHAT MAY TURN OUT TO BE THE WRONG DECISION. MY PHILOSOPHY IS PRETTY SIMPLE, YET EFFECTIVE. I MAKE THE BIG DECISIONS: I DECIDE WHETHER WE AS A NATION SHOULD GO TO WAR, I DECIDE WHAT THE NATION'S FISCAL AND MONETARY POLICIES SHOULD BE. MY FAIR LADY DECIDES ON THE SMALL THINGS: WHO ARE FRIENDS ARE, WHERE WE SHOULD LIVE, HOW MUCH WE NEED TO SPEND ON WHAT VACATION SHE HAS IN MIND, WHAT AND WHEN WE EAT, WHAT CARS WE SHOULD DRIVE. WE HAVE NOT, TO THIS POINT, EVER FACED THE DECISION OF THE PREFERRED SEX OF OUR HOUSE KITTEN. MY MIND WORKS LIKE A STEEL TRAP, LIKE A WELL TENDED SWISS CLOCK, SOUND MIND IN SOUND BODY AND ALL THAT. SHE MUST MAKE THE DECISION. I TELL HER SO.
SHE HAS ONLY ONE LOGICAL DEFENSE: SHE CRIES.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CRYING."
"I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND. THEY ARE BOTH SO ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE."
OH, MY GOD. AM I GOING TO WIND UP WITH TWO CATS? NOT VERY DESIRABLE, BUT THERE IS THE OLD PLOY, THE WINNING GAMBIT TO BE PULLED OUT.
"TAKE THEM BOTH," I OFFER. HEH! HEH!
IT WORKS!
"NO, THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE." SHE IS DOWN TO A MERE SNIFFLE.
"OH, GO AHEAD, IT IS PROBABLY JUST AS EASY TO RAISE TWO AS ONE, AND BESIDES THEY CAN PLAY WITH EACH OTHER." HEH! HEH!
SHE SMILES. "DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?"
WHAT HAVE I DONE? I HAVE OVERPLAYED MY HAND! SHOT WITH MY OWN GUN! FLOORED BY MY OWN CLEVERNESS!
"WELL, LET'S TAKE THE MALE."
I ESCAPE, BUT AT A PRICE.
"GOOD. IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU MAKE SUCH IMPORTANT DECISIONS."
SHE IS ONE UP! HOW DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF? I AM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE CRYING, BUT THAT WOULD SHATTER COMPLETELY HER IMAGE OF ME.
SO, IT COMES ABOUT THAT WE HAVE A SMALL, FAUN-COLORED, PURRING SIAMESE CAT IN A CARDBOARD BOX ON THE SEAT BETWEEN US ON THE WAY HOME. PERHAPS A WHIMPER OR TWO, A FEW SCRATCHES ON THE INSIDE OF THE BOX, AND THEN SLEEP.
WHAT DO WE CALL THIS CREATURE? AFTER A FEW FALSE STARTS, WE AGREE ON MAX-IN-THE-BOX, OR MAX FOR SHORT. SO, THAT'S HOW IT STARTED. WE HAVE MAX, THAT CAT!
THERE ARE SOME WHO WOULD SUGGEST THAT CAT-TRAINING IS DIFFICULT. AU CONTRAIRE! WITHIN TWO DAYS, MAX, THAT CAT, HAD US PERFECTLY TRAINED TO TEND TO HIS EVERY WANT, HIS EVERY NEED. EVERY MEOW BECAME A COMMAND.
FOOD, WATER, PLAYTIME, SLEEP ALL YOU WANT. GROW UP ON THE EDGE OF A GOLF COURSE WITH MARVELLOUS GEESE, SWANS, SQUIRRELS TO CHASE, MICE TO PLAY WITH. INSIDE WHEN YOU WANT. OUTSIDE WHEN YOU WANT. ROLL OVER AND GET YOUR TUMMY RUBBED WHENEVER THE URGE HITS YOU. ECONOMICS? WHAT'S THAT! POLITICAL UPHEAVALS? NOT MY PROBLEM! WANT OUT AT MIDNIGHT? SCRATCH AT OUR BEDROOM DOOR. WANT BACK IN AT 4 AM? CLIMB TO THE LEDGE OUTSIDE OUR BEDROOM AND CROON UNTIL ONE OF US GETS UP TO LET YOU BACK IN.
I WANT TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MAX, THAT CAT.
AND WHEN I DIE, I WANT TO RETURN AS MAX, THAT CAT!



